At first, we thought The Geek Report would be a good forum for Ted to let loose the constantly churning geekery rolling around in his brain. But, it turns out, taking the lead in his own segment forced Ted to emerge from behind his own protective mask of sarcasm and cynicism, exposing the timid coward within. The newly exposed nerve of sincerity was too much for him to bear. So...he brought in his awkward childhood friend to take over the segment. Well, maybe friend is too strong a word....
Ladies and Gentlemen, we give you Kemmer Barnes....CEO of the I.M.J.F.F.C (International Michael J. Fox Fan Club)...walking encyclopedia of pop culture...and possibly the most socially awkward "man" to ride his BMX bike on the sidewalks of Beaverton. You can email Kemmer Barnes at KemmerB@aol.com with any of your geek questions. Or, y'know, if you just wanna hang out.
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